Toenails and Collarbones 

Toenails and Collarbones

I went to visit my aunt a few days ago. She does manicures and pedicures as a hobby. She took one look at my exposed toenails and observed with horror, "Ay, your toenails look like a child's!" For your edification, my toenails are virgin nails: pink with health, untainted by polish, very clean and well-trimmed. I think she's just bummed I haven't visited her for nail cleaning and painting. *winks*

I'm a wee bit obsessed with my collarbones--just a teeny weeny bit. I am of the notion, mistaken or what, that I'd feel happier if my clavicles show, but not in a protruding gag-inducing kind of way. Unlike most females, I check my collarbones whenever I chance upon the mirror.

Here's a plug for dictionary.com . I feel smarter!